26 June 2009

Prof. Wakho & Dr. Ismail

At every traffic junction in Joburg people are handing out leaflets, or try to sell something. We received this one last week. I reproduce it here, typos and all. The last line is a classic South African statement. I also love the way it gives an insight into the problems that concern people here: protection for security guards, cures for family infighting and bad spells on your business; and the solutions: control your enemies by use of a mirror, herbs to fix your physical problems, spells to find your lover.

Enjoy:
Prof. Wakho & Dr. Ismail is hailed as the Herbalist of the Year in 2006 and 2008, they opened up in Sandton. They are Astrologers, Herbalist, Healer and Resarchers. They are the proud winner of the East African Control Council Award for a Lifetime Achievement in Astrology & Herbal Healing.

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1. Each one has got a speciality in the following:
2. Read and tell ALL your problems before you mention them to him
3. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time in 3 days.
4. Remove bad spells from homes, business etc
5. Ensure that promotion you have desired for a long time at work
Or in your career.
5. Herbal therapy for controlling early ejaculation.
6. Herbal medicine for enlarging the penis in both length and girth permanently
It stimulates growth of the tissue & muscle thus increasing size
7. Guarantee you to win that troubling court case, no matter what stage
8. Ensure success as you get rich quickly
9. Eliminate in family fights between children & parents, in-laws, husband, wife
And ensure peace & harmony in home.
10. Recover stolen property to your business and trace the whereabouts of people that hurt you
attract customers to your business & turn your trade into a favourite
11. Swollen body, pain of the joints & bones
12. Extreme protection for those doing dangerous jobs like security guards, bank managers, cash transporters, etc 
14. Guarantee that you are loved and trusted by your colleagues, husband, 
Wife, in-laws, friends etc
15. Quit alcohol, smoking, drugs using purely herbal therapies with no side effects
16. Do you have body and vaginal pains, bad periods, lots of fat all stomach pains, problems home/work/kids, many more

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Prof. Wakho & Dr. Ismail
The only professional doctor who will listen and attend to all your problems because of disappintments in your life
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15. Get married to that lover of your life in a short time and seal up yourr marriage with eternal love & happiness. 
16. Heal women problems of barrenness, disturbing menstruation, abnormally 
Long pregnancies etc. 
17. Ensure that a single person gets partner in shortest time
18. Bring supernatural luck into your life to win chance games,
19. Bring you to see your enemies and make demands on them using a mirror
(ALL THESE CHALLENGES CAN BE OVERCOME BEFORE IN 5 DAYS)
Stop suffering in silence rush to get that help that you need to change your life if not you, do it for your loved one.

CONFIDENTIAL GUARANTEED

Consultation R50-00
ALL WHITES, BLACKS, COLOUREDS, INDIANS etc. WELCOME

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